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Its the end of the world as we know it.. and i feel like POO

Hello bloggy... i havent talked to you in months!! please dont spank me, im bored of the real world, so we can be friends again...PBLEEEZ?! I promise to be nice and tell you all about my adventures and agonizing misadventures. I bow down to the...oh great bloggod! live long and fuckhard!

Ok, so I came home from work today and went through my coming home from work routine, opening the fridge to grab that delicious cold bottle of amber goodness i like to call beer..and to my dismay there was not a single one whaiting for me. first i panicked, then i yelled bad words, then i went on a little hunt, and the best i could find was a warm half bottle o kokanee from yesterday. it will tide me over until someone comes home with a fresh batch. I refuse to walk to the liquor store after working on a fucking holiday!!!!!!!!! also.. I deny any alligations of being an alcaholic, b/c i've seen what a real boozer looks like, and i aint one of them! pffft

Until next time...drink beer and have fun!
ps: happy bush day

The only bush I trust is my own...

Watch the monkey speak

Want the rest of my chocolate martini?

I was very tempted to delete my blog, but i just could'nt bring myself to do it.... yet. Fuck!! I dont have anything better to do right now anyways. I was supposed to go camping tonite but that plan turned to shit when my schedule had been changed due to my abcence from work yesterday....god damn stupid Def leppard concert sucked so i had to resort to extreme liquor consuption to make up for the fact that i spent 50 bucks and the Tea Party was the only good part....the rest...well we won't go there. I did get some amusing pictures out it but i cant post them with NO dig cam usb. TOO BAD! I called in sick yesterday and now i have to work aaalll weekend...poor me.
Tony took all the bottles back the other day and we made 80.00$ and he bought all this liquor and just made me a martini...its good but too sweet so i cant finish....Khalua mudslides are better.....I'm cut off.

There's my stupid little post....

Kandace has hijacked your blog again.

Jules wants to shut down her blog. What do you think about this?

I dreamed i was a pigeon...

Our computer is a peice of shit....and the way it has been treated lateley has'nt helped, although being away from it for three days has proven to be a damn good thing for me. Productive on a weekend? me? well i got allot of shit done around the house, and i got to see my mom whom i have'nt seen in awhile...that was good. I think if i where without a computer it would be good for me... I dont watch tv allot but i can imagine that my life would be much "healthier" without the magic boxes that my time always gets sucked into.

I took the bed out of the computer room, and made it into an art studio wich i've been wanting to do for the longest time. I havent picked up a paint brush in months, and it's time to start again. I need some inspiration again though. I did do a painting of a picture i took from my trip to Thailand, it was on a huge canvas, and remains unfinished. maybe i'll do that and move onto something else later. My pillow calls...zzz goodnat.

My sister is hot indeed..

I just had to post this one...nice Marilyn pose Kandy!

I am Jealous..

I was coming home from work on the c-train and feeling kind of shitty coz i want to go out and drink but i cant because im broke and i have to work tomorrow......and then....my sister sends me some pics of her lounging on the beach in the HOT HOT sun....with her liquor. what a HO! She tells me she is bored coz Brandy is at pilot school all day and she has no one to sit on the beach with....oh so sad, hang in there Kandy! I want to fly my ass over to Van right now...not fair. well i'm posting some of your beach pics biotch... HAVE FUN! not. Beez Mouches in tha sand!

No more newt

Our newt died yesterday...(pic on left of when he was ALIVE..ahem). This is all JAMIE's fault. He bought a firebelly newt when he went to the pet store to buy Mr. Slithers food a week and a half ago. He did'nt bother to get any info as to what the newt needed...only asking if he could survive in our fish tank. he just figured as long as he had something to sit on above water it would be okay. He did spend allot of time in the water anyway and he had something to float on...but dumb ass jamie never bought food. he ate fish food for awhile and that's it.
The tank doas'nt get as much maintenance as it should altogether....i am disturbed. Kandice's guppy died awhile ago...and that was the best fish in the tank. shame. I don't think that we should have this fish tank, everyone in this house works different shifts, and no one knows if the fish have been fed/overfed, the water has a wierd amber colour to it, and some of them are just acting wierd. They are not happy fish....poor unhappy fish. We are all going straight to hell, hell where newts and fish starve US.....and make US sleep in our own shit! Fuck i'm scared now...i'll have bad dreams tonite for sure.

Mr. Firebelly...you will be missed *sniff*

It's Boogs day!

This post goes out to the Boogers noogers...in Jaada town...that's all

Island pics

Koh Tao (Turtle Island)

Continued from 'Thailand'

Last night we were barely covered from the terrenchial rain for 5 hours waiting for the ferry to arrive. It was 12:00 am and there where only a few other people besides us. The little hotel and tiny station were the only two means of shelter for miles around. The hotel was full and they were'nt letting anyone in, and the ferry station had no seats...just a desk, the clerk and her dog, she let us set our backpacks in there, and that left zero room for people. We had a bottle of rum and a deck of cards, so we took shelter under the hotel roof ledge and played poker until the night ferry arrived.

The ferry was an old wooden 30 footer that held up to 36 passengers. I knew by then it was going to be a looong ride. We could have taken the faster/more expensive ferry, but cheap has been getting us to where we are just fine......so the adventure continues. The boat was already more than half full of people and cargo so there was just enough room to accomidate 6 or 7 others. There where straw matts layed out for everyone to sleep on and the 4 of us squeezed in the corner beside the massive pile of luggage with just enough room to stretch out. It was body to body...all 36 people where stuffed in the ferry like sardines in a can.

A small group of us sat up and talked while finishing off the bottle of rum. 20 minutes later...they turned the lights out. Ian, Jamie and a few other people went outside to the front of the boat for awhile and Heather and I passed out on the floor with the rest of the sleeping sardines. Two pairs of smelly feet were within inches of my head as we rocked back and forth in the rough weather across the ocean. We had been on the water for a good 3 hours now...and just as i was starting to fall asleep i was awoken by a very loud up-chucking noise. A man and his beloved barf bucket. He was throwing up all night...i was really starting to feel the sea sickness now. people where going back and forth to the shitter and i was not about to even so much as look at the horror down there. Heather was brave enough to go for a pee in the early morning told me how the toilet had overflowed. Ian passed out drunk on a bag of rice next to it. uuuhhhg!

We made it to this small peice of paradise after 9 hours of hell. Yes...paradise. And hell was well worth going through to get here! Koh tao is the most beautiful place i have EVER seen! It is 70 km east of the coastline between Suratthani and Chumphon, in the Gulf of Thailand. I was told that the island's reputation for it's natural beauty and coral reefs has rapidly increased in the past 10 years and is said to be one of the most popular dive sites in Thailand. So ya... lots of tourists....can't complain too much...at least im not in Canada freezing my ass off in the snow.

Walking around the island in the jungle for 2 hours to find a place to stay was rough carrying our heavy packs in the heat...but we found these little cabins for cheap...and it was away from all the really busy parts. An outdoor bar made out of driftwood, a restoraunt and the beach was good enough for me. There are boat taxis that run up and down the coast line, but they charge way too much...and an hour long hike through the jungle is always entertaining, and we found some good spots to snorkle along the way.
Walking through the bush at night on the other hand...is a 'no no' of course. The other day we went to town to check out the night life...and by the time we wanted to go home, there where no more boat taxis running, so we had to take the ankle express with only one flashlight for 5 people....oh the madness. I had more than enough hairy mountain crab encounters, wich lead to my uncontrolable screaming fits. These 'crabs' are unidentifiable as CRABS when you are trying to look in the dark...obviously, the only thing going through my head at this point was that they where huge terranchulas. and yes i was hammered at the same time.

We finally made it back to our cabins and sat on the beach for awhile. Jamie and Ian thought it would be a good idea to go night snorkeling half pissed with thier head lamps....not so much dumb asses! When they got out of the water...they where all scratched up from the sharp corals. I made a sand sculpture of a naked sun bather while they where in the water...and managed to amuse some drunk europeans passing by.
The Thai transvestite bartender entertained us with his/her island stories until we decided it was time to turn in. He played Bob Marley songs til 6 am, and then we woke up and did it all over again.....oohhhh the island life is good!
~more pics later~

Jules

B.C.