For Tyler....

you got what you wanted.......Oh, and HERE'S SOME PUSSY to go with it!

Done...I made the shirt...it's called 'Sesamstraat''
And that was the best caption i could get because our webcam is crap...so suck it up.
You know you want a shirt now...this one was only a tester...just think of all the things i could do....the posibilities are endless. Only 19.99 + Shipping & handling.

Kandace has hijacked your blog mwuahahahaha

...PUSH!!

you get a big fat ZERO!

If i hear another sappy, sorry excuse for a song on the radio again...I will take the nearest heavy object in the room...and smash the fucking radio with it!! For example: Simple Plan, Backstreet boys and Akon (mr. loneley). AAAAAH! There are too many to name. Every time i come into the staff room at my work...the radio is spitting out some crap on a crappy station, and every time i change the station...some JACKASS...changes it back. All I am left with at the end of the day...are these dumb learics stuck in my head. There should be a serious law against some of this garbage that is produced, by these self proclaimed 'artists'. HA..i'll show you art, fuck face. My dog can sing better than you! hmm...i feel better now.

I have plans to make T-shirts tonite. I bought this photo transfer goop...so i can take any picture i want, and put it on a shirt. Yessss...project time. A little productiveness on a monday after work never hurt anyone. So that's just what i'll do. But first....i have to go and find a beer.

When I grow up...I want to be as cool as you.....

I have decided that my dead end job is sucking the fucking life out of me, and i don't know how much longer I can take it. My boss is a complete moron...and walks around barking orders like she has a buzzing 10 inch dildo stuck up her ass all day.....of course when it comes to me...she knows better then to even come within 5 feet. Ecxept for the work schedule...that i have bareley any controll over....which says in bold red letters accross the top..."subject to change" WELL...I'll give her something to change after i make her PEE her panties. See... I had Sat/Sun off this week and the BITCH changed my days off and now I have to work sunday. Well...lick me in the worst part of my ass...because i won't be there!

I've decided to confide in a good friend of mine for therapy....he says that I am special, and i am not going crazy. And he told me not to be so mad...and just to let it go. He is so SMART!

WIPE YOUR ASS!...reduce the amount of skidmarks on your shorts. (for all you nasty men out there) and have a coke while your at it.

Get the fricken badge!

I'm experimenting with this new flickr thing and I think yall should go get it...NOW..dammit, it's free....and if you put you're pics on your sidebar in a cute little row...they change every time you go back. Just click on the little flickr linkie below the pics...follow the no brainer structions....and away you go! just thought i'd share that....cuz PITURES RULE!

D:

Here...have a peice of pie....

I have to go shopping now...I just thought i'd share a peice of pie with you before i left.....(clickety click on the linky link)

PIE FOR YOU!

Jump Ian...jump. This one was taken somewhere in Vietnam....those poor old people at the bottom..haha

Here is an idea of what a Tuk-Tuk looks like. I was'nt there to see that...but Ian got away with driving one somehow...I would'nt be surprised if he crashed it...hehe

I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car
I don't wanna go and hose the dogshit down
Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed
Keep on shakin' ronnie skank the night away
But the time has come for us all to pay
I don't wanna watch no porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
Aint even got to listen to all that stupid shit you say
I don't wanna do a god damn thing
I aint gonna make my bed today
I don't wanna eat burritos and read about o.j.
Aint gonna get a head rush cause I aint gettin out of bed today.
~sublime, burritos~

:():

I can't seem to recall the last time I had to try so hard not to drag my ass at work as I did today.
The burrito song clearly defines the way I feel....in a male sort of way I guess.
Am looking foreward to the weekend tho...starting to get more of those off lately. This is exiting in my world....

The best part of my day was when I got this email from my friend Ian that I travelled with to Asia. He sent me some pics from the trip that made me laugh soooo hard. This guy has been to so many wierd and exotic places in the world...I could'nt even name them all. I miss him allot, he never failed to make me laugh. He's working in Ontario as a gourmet chef right now, and from what I hear, he is already planning his next backpacking adventure. Yes I am jealous. What can I say...I love you Ian....you crazy s.o.b!

Grubs, cockroaches and locusts where just a few among some of the food people where selling on the streets of Bangkok. Jamie tried the grubs...and claimed they tasted better then mcdonalds frenchfries. Uugghh... I decided to stick with veggeis and rice...

Statue in the city

Bang cock...vs...Bangkok

(Thanx to Ty for the title)

Jan 7/05

(continued from...Going to Bangkok)

We've been here in capital of Thailand for a few days now, and we can all agree that it's time to move on. When we arrived here...we had the crazy cabbie drive us to Khao san road. This street...is where allot of backpackers go to meet other backpackers, buy nice..brand name and other types of clothes and trinkits....and get extremely hammered til 9am. Well...I can only tolerate so much of trying to figure out whether the girls are guys...i've never seen so many thai transvestites in my life! and for three days of straight drinking...It gets harder...and harder to tell.

Here in Bangkok, the best way to get around the city is by Tuk-Tuk...a non-metered taxi... motorized rickshaw that seats up to 4 passangers.....sooo fun, but a price has to be settled with the driver before departure...if you're not careful they will rip you off, (as with anything else in this city)...and the cost is usually around 200 baht.
So far...we've met some very interesting ppl here...Good times. when we come back this way to fly home...I'll have to do a little bit more exploring...so much to see...sooo little time!

But enough with the pisstankedness...now we are going to explore some of the real Thailand, without allot of the westernized parts of it. Next destination...the BEACH! Patchuap Khiri Khan to be exact...wich is a small town located along the East coast..and after that...we will jump from town to town along there. We have all decided to avoid the parts that where affected by the earth quake...because from what we've heard...and the huge risks involved in being in those parts...It's just too much. The brave ppl that are helping and volunteering out there are the true celeberties. I raise a tall glass to all of them!!

Khao San rd.

Copier busted...

I had the day off, and cleaned the shit out of this place....fed Mr slithers...and made lasagna for everybody, it's still in the oven....and it smells evily deliciouse.There was some wicked thunder happening in the afternoon....and it made me happy.

I was just playing around on the computer and came across this video that almost made me pee my pants....click HERE to see this idjiot!! It was the highlight of my day.

I hope I'm this flexible when I'm 80....

Sometimes....when I see a big pile of leaves...I want to dive into the big pile of leaves....that kid is the shiznit!

I also like to paint hot sluts on walls...

Sisters eyes (Kandy and me)

Kandy and her bitch!

Beez likes to sing! (half of matts face and Tyler...belting out a tune) Audioerotica RULES!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalex! (base) and Brian (drums)

I like to draw trees..

And if you don't like it...you can suck on THIS!!!!!!!!

Going to Bangkok

(continued from somwhere in the Himalayas)

Dec 30/04

We are still in Nepal, and At this point trying to figure out what to do next. Our origional plan was to spend a couple of weeks here, and then Fly to the capital of India. After that...the plan changed to go to Bangkok Thailand and figure it out from there. After what has happened in the last week with the Tsunami ,things are quiet. Media access here is limited so we did'nt hear the details until the next day. I still can't beleive it....and the casualty numbers rise by the hour. I checked my hotmail the day after I heard the news and received at least one e-mail from everyone.....wanting to know if we felt the quake and what was going on ect... of course there was nothing this far out, but considering the severity of it...it almost seemed possible.
We talked about hooking up with Red Cross to help out ect...but for now we just need to get as much info as possible about what that would entail. I think about the people that are there as a witness to it, and what they must be going through, I really don't know what to say. What can you say?

Here in Pokhara, all of the buildings and hotels have rooftop patios. We where on top of our hotel patio the other day....drinking, talking and just watching the sunset and the people in the streets below getting ready for the annual new years festival. And all of a sudden.....we heard what sounded like fireworks at first. BANG BANG BANG. We all jumped...and paused for a moment, wondering what the hell it was. "fireworks at this time of day? no...something's not right". We looked around to see if we could spot anything.... we saw some people in the streets below freaking out and running for cover, I looked into the distance and saw smoke coming from the hills. And not but a minute later there it was again....BANG BANG. And no lie...Jamie and I where standing two feet apart...and we both hear a bullet zip by between our heads. we ducked down right away, heard a couple more shots, and when it stopped....we went downstairs to ask if anyone knew what had happened.
We learned soon after that two men where killed in a shootout between the Maoists and the army. And this happened so close to where we where that one of us almost took a bullet. Like I said in my last entry....unpredictable.

Jan 1/o5

We have decided fly to Bangkok tomorrow morning...and go from there. Nothing is in a set itinerary, and that's the way I wanted to do this. Backpacking just would'nt be backpacking if all of you have is expectations, and if everything was set up beforehand. Where the Hell is the adventure in that? I see travellers with big fancy tour buses, hotel reservations ect....why? Even If I had a shitload of $$ I wouldn't want it that way... I 'd much rather live like the locals do....eat thier food, learn the culture, interact with them, and learn from them. That is why I wanted to travel in the first place....to LEARN, and experience things I never thought I would experience. I love hearing stories from other travellers and they are the ones who really inspired me to get my ass out here.
After what has happened here in SE Asia...we will be hearing allot more about from people during our travels i'm sure....well see what happenes in the next couple of months on our trip.

I will defenately miss Nepal and most of the people here that I've met here are the friendliest and most enviting that I've ever met. I would'nt trade all the crazy shit that has happened to me so far....for anything. It's only making me wake up and realize what is going on in the world. Because as much as you hear about things in the media or whatever....you just don't know until you are there.
I will take the beauty of this place as a permanent image in my head for the rest of my life.

There was a man standing on the highest point of this building...trying to catch a glimps of the action.

I could see a cloud of smoke from the top of our hotel, in the distance after the first few shots.

Lake side Pokhara, Nepal

I had bigger boobs when I was five.... 

'I'm only happy when it rains'

Jamie and Kandy are out of town for a while...it's my day off.....I have no amber... It's raining...and I dont feel like going to the store, So I'll have to settle with orange juice and De Los Dorados...so sad. I love the rain tho...sometimes it makes me want to move back to The Van area again. But I'll never go back to living on Haida Gwaii, as much as I loved living there....the nonstop rain was starting to turn me into a wacko. I want a thunderstorm to happen...I have'nt heard thunder in years it seems, and there where never any when I lived on the Island. Bring it back!

Tony and me went to Loco's for patio beers yesterday after work. He was eyeing this hot brunett, and after an hour of them staring at each other while we where talking...I told him to get the fuck over there and talk to her....it did'nt happen... but soon after I said that.. the two girls moved closer to our table. All of a sudden the wind picked up and the patio umbrellas where flailing around and the one beside our table almost fell on my head, so we went inside...end of story. I want to hook him up with the new girl from work...she's cute, and seems like an easy one...jk. I think it might work.

Time for some movies...because i'm lazy today and i'm not going anywhere!